*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*
see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it
First show of the #StarsAndStripesAndMapleSyrupTour in San Francisco 11.04.14
MY DAD JUST FUCKIJNG SENT THIS TO ME AND I;M LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD
I’m Augustus Waters. I’ve been in remission for about a year and a half.
Thermochromic table by Jay Watson
imagine banging someone on that table
imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table
Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.
What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?
aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story