silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

tupash:

First show of the #StarsAndStripesAndMapleSyrupTour in San Francisco 11.04.14

vein:

I put the pro in procrastination

kanrose:

stridering:

MY DAD JUST FUCKIJNG SENT THIS TO ME AND I;M LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD

LEGIT TEARS

I’m Augustus Waters. I’ve been in remission for about a year and a half.

8bitatoms:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sevvey6:

morbidamusement:

captain-snark:

bananamerlin:

maderadearquitecto:

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

hey friend

ur gonna be okay

go put some PJ’s in the dryer, take a long shower, put on ur warm jammies, and crawl into bed with some tea and a good book

because you are gonna be okay

©cp